Sunday, March 17, 2013

AIEEE!

Fashion again. I have finished going through the fashion for fall and have decided the following:

1. Too much shiny leather





2. Too much mustard/baby peas color



3. Too many puffy sleeves


Hideous.

4. Too many droopy shoulders or big rolled shoulders



5. Too many skirts cut short in the front and long in back

I do, however, kind of like this one. Kind of sexy.

6. Too many strange patterns




7. Too many rounded coats



8. Too many bruised, tired, and uglied-up models



9. Too much weird sheer



10. Too much fur






(I know that's a lot of fur, but it was EVERYWHERE. I'm not sure if there was a designer who did NOT have fur in their collection.)

11. Too many pants with skirts




12. Too many huge cuffs


 
13. Too many bad waist lines



14. Too many knee-length skirts (I know they're supposedly flattering, but I'd always thought they either make your legs look fatter or make you look shorter. Also, most knees are unattractive.)


15. Too many shapeless blobs


16. Too many pointless baby pull-up pants


 
17. Too much gold



18. Too much animal print




19. Too many layers



20. Too many big bows

 
21. Too many pantsuits


 
22. Too much metallic




23. Too many 1980s Brooke Shields eyebrows


Not that Brooke Shields eyebrows are necessarily bad. It just seems to be the trend.

24. Too much one-sleeve stuff




25. Too many ruffles



Also, baggy pants are back, though those don't bother me as much. And leather jackets are also a big presence. And long gloves that stretch to above the elbow, though I found those kind of cool. Lots of high leather boots, which I adore.  :)

Lest you think all the models have been beaten before the show, let me show you a few whose makeup I thought looked very nice.

I'm not a huge fan of red lipstick but with the rest of her makeup it doesn't look harsh.

Love the freckles!

I'm not sure if it's her make up I love or just her gorgeous face.

 I envy women who can get their hair to do this. I also love redheads. Though this particular model looks about 12 years old.

1 comment:

SidneyKay said...

What's with the big shoulders...it's Dynasty time again. Designers need to wait till people are dead and the fashions are not still a memory before bringing them back again.