from Cheers - Carla and Diane

Quotes from Cheers – Diane and Carla

(Superb writing!!!!! I love it!)


Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.
Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?
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Diane: He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
Carla: He wants you to wear a padded bra?
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Carla: If you can't say anything nice, say it about Diane.
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[Carla and Diane are discussing Nick's new wife]
Carla: Look, here's a picture of them.
[Diane looks at it, and rolls her eyes]
Diane: She's naked.
Carla: So what? So is he.
Diane: [looking at the picture again] I thought he was wearing mohair pajamas.
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[the bar is littered with ingredients as Diane is trying to make a Bloody Mary]
Diane: Lot of ingredients in a Bloody Mary, Sam.
Sam: Yeah, I know. That's why we usually mix up 5 gallons and put it in the refrigerator beforehand. How come doing this, Carla? Why'd you let her do it?
Carla: I wanted to see her try and make vodka.
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[Diane continues to waffle on whether or not to leave Cheers]
Carla: [exasperated] I've had WARTS that went away faster.
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[Sam and Diane are fighting... yet again]
Carla: Oh, now why would I want to miss this? Yet another episode of "The Young and the Chestless"?
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Carla: I've got it! I've got it!
Diane: What, you've actually managed to conjure up something besides yet ANOTHER illegitimate child?
Carla: Ooooh, a completely unprovoked personal attack... I like it!
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