from Cheers - Norm!

Quotes from Cheers – Norm!

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Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.
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Sam: What'll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
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Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
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Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.
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Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.
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Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is what's going *in* Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody.
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Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
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Norm: I want something light and cold.
Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off.
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Norm: It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
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Woody: What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.
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Norm: Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts.
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Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall.
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Coach: Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera. I just can't.
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Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar... you finish it
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Coach: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with its wife.
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Coach: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.
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[Norm walks in, and sits]
Cliff: Hey, Norm, What's up?
Norm: My blood-alcohol level.
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Woody: What's up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.
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Norm: I wish I had time for a hobby.
Cliff: Norm, you've got time to make your own coal.
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[Sam has made a baseball comeback]
Norm: Boy oh boy. The thought of Sammy out there, chucking them down. What I wouldn't give to see that.
Cliff: Norm, it's only a thirty-dollar train ride.
Norm: Well, that's what I wouldn't give.
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Norm: Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle's life, my life has always appeared dull.
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[In the Last Episode]
Norm: You know what I love?
Sam: Beer Norm?
Norm: Sure, I'll have one.
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Coach: Hey, Norm. What do you know?
Norm: Not enough.
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Old Man: What if I bought this guy a beer?
Norm: Buy me a pitcher and you can kiss me on the lips.
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Sam: Hey, Norm, can I get you a beer?
Norm: Beer? Isn't that the amber-colored, carbonated liquid? I've heard good things about it.
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Everyone: NORM.
Coach: What's new, Norm?
Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.
Coach: How about a first beer?
Norm: That'll work.
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Norm: My supervisor's coming over here for drinks. I don't want to give him the impression that I'm one of those barfly type guys.
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Coach: How you doing, Norm?
Norm: Coach, I'm on top of the world... it's a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.
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Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera; I'm going to Cheers.
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Norm: Morning, everybody!
Woody: Beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Little early in the day isn't it, Woody?
Woody: Little early for a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.
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[while having a debate with Cliff]
Norm: Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?
Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.



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